Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Scientology

L Ron Hubbard
Founder of Scientology

Scientology. Wow, 20th century’s most innovative , most neoteric Major Religion.

What exactly is Religion ?

The Oxford Dictionary defines it as

1 the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods. 2 a particular system of faith and worship. 3 a pursuit or interest followed with devotion.

  — ORIGIN originally in the sense life under monastic vows: from Latin religio ‘obligation, reverence’.

So anyone with a group of followers who believe in a common god can have a religion of their own or can start one of his own.

Scientology was started by the revered L Ron Hubbard. A very accomplished man and a very astute man. He was a mentalist and had studied the arts of mass deception in the lands where deception is common place and was probably born. These are the lands where the maximum number of godmen exist. I would like to call it the eastern half of the world, though i am mainly referring to the two countries that form a significant part of this planet.

When i get through with this note, i am sure that there will not be a modicum of doubt in your mind that religion, in particular scientology is , sorry to be blunt , rubbish. Pardon me for being in a state of pother, but I can’t believe that humans can be that stupid. i mean i believe that it was Einstein who said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe” , but this is ridiculous.
Let’s go about it then.

He started off with this religion, with the following quote,

“To write for a penny a word is ridiculous, if someone really wanted to make a million bucks, one should start his own religion”.
He assiduously followed what is actually a misquotation by P.T Barnum, “A sucker is born every minute.”.

Let me remind you that i am a cognoscenti when it comes to religion. I mayn’t believe in it, even finding it rather silly, but i have read quite a bit and conducted my own study on every religion that actually has had an impact on the planet. And because of the skulduggery pursued by these godmen and the rubbish spread to command a few idiots, i lost my faith at a tender age of 5. Sorry for being so direct and blunt, but thats what it is.

According to Scientology, People are immortal spiritual beings who have lost their path. I know this is like a soporific, but i implore you to carry on reading.

It is an invidious attempt to create myrmidons. Scientology is actually considered a threat to public policy and health and well being, in the Benelux and the UK . Even the French seem to think so. The Germans, for whom, cannibalism was legal till 20- 30 years ago, consider it just as dangerous. The irony.

It charges ginormous amounts of money from its followers and whether the followers are non compos mentis or not, i don’t know but they pay off.

The litigation by the church of scientology has risen to such an extent, that it has been considered harassment.

They have a concept called Thetans which are our souls and they have reincarnated on other planets before the earth. The higher you reach in this order, the higher it is that you have to pay.

An engram is a psychic scar according to scientology. It is the origin of illness. Life of scientologist goes in ridding the body of these problems. This is done by pursuing what is called as the path of enlightenment – bridge to total freedom. At each stage of the bridge the person is audited and charged accordingly. He is audited by a senior church member who connects an electronic device , known as an electro psychometer. As you pass through all these stages , you become what is known as an operating thetan. These Operating thetans are supposedly able to talk to animals, move inanimate objects, leave their bodies at will, etc. these become immortal. They also have a stupid belief that Hubbard will rise from the dead sometime soon.

This is where is i can taste victory.

They believe that 75 million years ago, an evil galactic warlord called Zenu / Xenu dumped 13 trillion aliens from across the galaxy into the earth’s volcanoes and then vapourised then with H bombs ,and the radioactive souls of these poor vapourised aliens continue to enter our bodies and implanting the engrams and spread wrong ideas about Christ, God and psychiatry.

Therefore we have to purge ourselves of these engrams . With the purging of these engrams, there is concomitant release of wind, vomit, sweat, urine, faeces etc.

In good conscience i can’t carry on writing about this ridiculous religion, which doesn’t mean that i say the others are better. They are all the same. So i am going to have an emetic attack, thereby gaining a step closer to immortality. ;) .

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